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Article 62, June 2001

A TALE WITH A STING IN THE TAIL!

By Michael Berman

 

Level: Intermediate – Advanced
Target Audience: Secondary, Adults
Language / Skills Focus:
Listening & Speaking
Materials: Photocopies of the story (optional) to hand out at the end of the session

 

MATERIALS PREPARATION

Before the start of the lesson you might like to write the list of suggested morals up on the board or to copy them on to an OHT.


IN CLASS

1. Ask the learners to listen to the story, then decide what the moral is. And if they don't like the suggestions, they can find a moral of their own!

  1. Make hay while the sun shines.
  2. Strike while the iron is hot.
  3. A stitch in time saves nine.
  4. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
  5. It’s easy to be wise after the event.
  6. It’s no use crying over spilt milk.
  7. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.

2. Some people seem to devote most of their energy to making excuses for not acting. Invite the learners to think of something they currently feel they need to do in their lives and then ask them what excuses they make use of to avoid acting? The consequences of such behaviour can be disastrous and that’s what the tale that follows is all about.

3. As a while-listening activity, ask the learners to stop you / the cassette as soon as they have worked out what kind of creatures George and Harriette are.

4. As a post-listening activity, you might like to set up role-plays with the participants working in pairs. While the activity is taking place, circulate to make a note of the effective language being used as well as any errors that crop up. These can then be dealt with at the end of the session.

A: You need to learn a language in order to get a new job / promotion but you can’t be bothered and keep putting it off. Your partner’s going to try once again to persuade you to act but you just want a quiet life and are perfectly happy the way you are.

 

B: Your partner needs to learn a new language in order to get a new job / promotion but he / she can’t be bothered and keeps finding excuses for not acting. You’re fed up with this and determined to bring about change.

 

5. To conclude the session, you might like to put the following questions to the class as a whole:

  1. Did any change take place in your partner as a result of your conversation? Why / why not?
  2. What have you learnt from today’s story? And what changes, if any, will you make to your life as a result?

 


  

I KNOW BUT …

"Only five more collecting days to go before winter hibernation," Harriette said. She nudged George with her elbow in an attempt to rouse him from his sleep.

"I know but it’s so warm and cosy here in this tree trunk that I think I’ll just take it easy today," he replied. Then he rolled over and drifted off again. In fact, he slept right through until the following morning.

"Just four days left now," Harriette reminded George the next day when he woke up.

"I know but we’ve still got food left. I wish you wouldn’t worry so much. I promise I’ll go collecting tomorrow." George covered himself with his blanket of twigs and leaves and returned to his nut-filled dreams once more. And another day was lost.

"There’s only three days to go now and you haven’t even started collecting." Harriette was beginning to get anxious. "Remember the little ones. We’ve got three new mouths to feed now."

"I know but the owner of the house is sure to leave us a pile of nuts on the garden wall - he always does." George made himself comfortable and went back to sleep again. Harriette spent the day trying to keep herself busy and so another day passed.

"Two days left. The owner of the house has left us nothing this year. I went outside earlier on to check. I think he’s gone away on holiday. I peeped through the bedroom window yesterday and I saw him packing his suitcase. He’s probably gone to spend Christmas with his mother this year. You’ve got to do something George." Harriette was getting desperate.

"I know but it’s freezing cold outside and raining so I’ll wait until tomorrow when the weather clears up. Come snuggle up beside me and that way we’ll both be able to keep warm. George slept but Harriette couldn’t because she knew of the danger they faced. And so another day came and went.

"George you’ve really got to do something today. It’s your very last chance." Harriette tried once again to stir her man into action.

"I know but we’ve still got a few nuts left from last year. And with a bit of luck they should last us. After all, once we’re asleep we won’t need anything. Trust me. I know what I’m doing."

"I know but …" Harriette started but never finished her sentence. She realised she was beginning to sound just like George.

And so the winter hibernation began with George and Harriette’s storehouse empty despite the fact that they had three new mouths to feed.

When Spring came round once more, George and Harriette woke from their winter sleep but the three babies didn’t. The poor little souls had starved to death.

"This is all your fault George," said Harriette. "I kept telling you to prepare for the winter but you did nothing. If you’d spent all the energy you put into inventing excuses on gathering nuts, our babies would still be alive."

"I know but not to worry. Life will be easier with three fewer mouths to feed and we can always try again for babies. In fact, we could start right now." But Harriette wasn’t interested. And from that day on they both slept in separate beds.

George and Harriette never did have any more children and George kept saying "I know but …" until his dying day.

 


 

I KNOW BUT …

Listen to the story, then decide what the moral is. And if you don't like the suggestions, find a moral of you own!

  1. Make hay while the sun shines.
  2. Strike while the iron is hot.
  3. A stitch in time saves nine.
  4. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
  5. It’s easy to be wise after the event.
  6. It’s no use crying over spilt milk.
  7. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.

 

A ROLE PLAY

A: You need to learn a language in order to get a new job / promotion but you can’t be bothered and keep putting it off. Your partner’s going to try once again to persuade you to act but you just want a quiet life and are perfectly happy the way you are.

 

B: Your partner needs to learn a new language in order to get a new job / promotion but he / she can’t be bothered and keeps finding excuses for not acting. You’re fed up with this and determined to bring about change.


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